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Ida Moore was an American film and television actress.
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Héloïse Suzanne Colin (1819–1873), also known as Héloïse Leloir, was a painter and fashion illustrator during the Second French Empire.
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Adria International Raceway was a motorsport race track near Adria in the Veneto region of Northern Italy. It was a permanent road course, the venue has hosted the FIA GT Championship, Italian Formula Three, Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters and the Formula Three Euroseries. In 2021, the circuit shape was changed and the circuit length was extended to 3.745 km (2.327 mi) in order to host WTCR races in the 2021 season. In March 2022, the circuit was closed due to its debts.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pirates not know the alphabet?","punchline":"They always get stuck at \"C\".","id":349}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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