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{"type":"general","setup":"What do ghosts call their true love?","punchline":"Their ghoul-friend","id":102}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you generate a random string?","punchline":"Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.","id":405}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a belt made out of watches?","punchline":"A waist of time.","id":4}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?","punchline":"So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.","id":359}
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