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{"type":"standard","title":"Ikitsuki, Nagasaki","displaytitle":"Ikitsuki, Nagasaki","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11574569","titles":{"canonical":"Ikitsuki,_Nagasaki","normalized":"Ikitsuki, Nagasaki","display":"Ikitsuki, Nagasaki"},"pageid":929291,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Ikitsuki_Kannon.JPG/330px-Ikitsuki_Kannon.JPG","width":320,"height":231},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Ikitsuki_Kannon.JPG","width":2460,"height":1776},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279057562","tid":"223a1de4-fa5a-11ef-8609-dd7b22dd4aa6","timestamp":"2025-03-06T07:10:50Z","description":"Former municipality in Kyushu, Japan","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":33.38333333,"lon":129.43333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikitsuki%2C_Nagasaki","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikitsuki%2C_Nagasaki?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikitsuki%2C_Nagasaki?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ikitsuki%2C_Nagasaki"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikitsuki%2C_Nagasaki","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ikitsuki%2C_Nagasaki","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikitsuki%2C_Nagasaki?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ikitsuki%2C_Nagasaki"}},"extract":"Ikitsuki was a town on the island of the same name located in Kitamatsuura District, Nagasaki Prefecture, Japan.","extract_html":"
Ikitsuki was a town on the island of the same name located in Kitamatsuura District, Nagasaki Prefecture, Japan.
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